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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

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On 03/31/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Alex (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Dumbass. Should have had a wank beforehand.

Or learn to slow down when you think your about to pop. Pull out, kiss her a little, maybe try some different positions. But if this performance is anything to go by then it's not your work that your girl is annoyed with. It's the lack of orgasm's she is having from you.

#3 - On 03/31/2009 at 6:37am by Jimboom

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it might have been smarter to just be like, im going to turn my phone off so that i wont get any business calls, plus you plan could have backfired so much b/c she could have been like "go into work, i was just being selfish" and then you would have to leave

#2 - On 03/31/2009 at 6:34am by mich23

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