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Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11543) - you deserved it (3662)

On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

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