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Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22029) - you deserved it (5749)

On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

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Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.

#1 - On 01/05/2010 at 3:22am by hockeyhouse

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that's kinda funny I'm sorry

#3 - On 01/05/2010 at 3:33am by Cuc

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