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Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18393) - you deserved it (2018)

On 12/30/2009 at 5:36am - intimacy - by kte (woman) - United States (Texas)

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* shudder*

#2 - On 12/30/2009 at 10:17am by thinmint

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Why don't you just let your parents do there thing?

#13 - On 12/30/2009 at 12:48pm by Kickass89

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