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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23875) - you deserved it (4380)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:12am - intimacy - by marriagesux - United States

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just consult your wife/Husband and tell them the truth, YOU WANT SEX! Or try and spice things up abit with a candle lit dinner or do a strip tease.

#3 - On 12/29/2009 at 6:16am by cowsgomooatyou

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2 whole weeks! WOW! You should get married for companionship and knowing that you will be happy the rest of your life. if you got married strictly to get laid more often, you're in for a BIG disappointment. You're in a marriage now, meaning you should be completely comfortable with her. My advice is, talk to her about how you feel, see how she feels, and work something out.

#8 - On 12/29/2009 at 6:33am by JP101

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