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Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered "Well, she is masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20420) - you deserved it (2231)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by notexactly (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Your mom knows what's up with young people these days

#4 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:22am by xMrAndyTranx

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THATS SO FUNNY he probably got mad at your mom for not letting him talk to you while you were masturbating

#7 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:37am by JassyJas

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