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Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (5559)

On 12/28/2009 at 11:58am - intimacy - by disapointed girl - United States (New York)

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your fault.

#1 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:26pm by omargosh

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its not really his fault. after guys cum they can get real tired. Has to do with testosterone... i think. I get tired after sex cuz of cumming all the time. really its not his fault. and for all of u who are saying that she's bad.... shut up. xoxo Perdix tell me if im right.

#17 - On 12/28/2009 at 3:23pm by butterflyhearts

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