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Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (2482)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Tonights family disscussion must be interesting

#1 - On 12/27/2009 at 1:30pm by DBkkk

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(At the dinner table) Dad: What did you do today, honey?
Mom: Umm. . .
You: (coughs) The most urgent question is "Who?"
(Mom's face turns as beet red as her vulva was a few hours earlier.)

THE END

#23 - On 12/28/2009 at 9:07am by perdix

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