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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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On 03/29/2009 at 11:49pm - intimacy - by Cynical (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks

#3 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:24am by ThatScaryKidd

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lol my mom does the same thing. She'll knock on the door and then immediately open it. Like, what's the point of knocking? If I've just gotten out of the shower, I have to frantically yell DONT COME IN and run into the corner so she doesn't see me ass naked. I've lived on my own for 3 years, but she still does this crap when I come home for a visit. Fail.

#21 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:05am by wut

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