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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73475) - you deserved it (26418)

On 03/29/2009 at 11:49pm - intimacy - by Cynical (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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