Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (92607) - you deserved it (36375)
On 03/29/2009 at 11:49pm - intimacy - by Cynical (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
#3 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:24am by ThatScaryKidd
See in context
so much for knocking.
#2 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:24am by Peterick
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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