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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6628) - you deserved it (72481)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

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How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated."
Go luck your wounded manhood.

#1 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am by caancoha

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Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

#4 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:29am by Heartside

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