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Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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On 12/22/2009 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by omgboobs (woman) - United States (California)

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Wtf...

#6 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:48am by barkerja

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You should've said that when yoy squeeze his penis you pretend like your milking a cow and act as if the cum was the milk so next time he asks you why you dont swallow, you could say your lactose intolerant.

#30 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:22am by yasmeenjonasx3

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