Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
by omgboobs / 12/22/2009 at 9:34pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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#6 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:48am by barkerja
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whatever floats his boat... even if it is puss filled mountains of yuckiness.
#2 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:05am by musicislife1995
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