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Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14236) - you deserved it (1447)

On 12/22/2009 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by omgboobs (woman) - United States (California)

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