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Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17084) - you deserved it (2244)

On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)

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...WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP

why the fuck were you in his pillow?!

#5 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:28am by lolwhat

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+84

its only a half fml

the good news, you are smoking hot

the bad news, you are adopted

#7 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:33am by fucentarmal

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