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Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)

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why the fuck were you in his pillow?!

#5 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:28am by lolwhat

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Uh....I don't get it. Is ur brother a sick perv? Not because of the Victoria's secret but the fact that it's his sister's underwear and...what does he need a vibrator for? I'm confused....

#3 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:27am by KamilleBlack

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