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Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6982) - you deserved it (15236)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by sorrydad (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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S, s   [es]
–noun, plural S\'s or Ss, s\'s or ss.
1.the 19th letter of the English alphabet, a consonant.
2.any spoken sound represented by the letter S or s, as in saw, sense, or goose.
3.something having the shape of an S.
4.a written or printed representation of the letter S or s.
5.a device, as a printer\'s type, for reproducing the letter S or s.

#8 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:29pm by somepartsareme

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Wtf is that

#4 - On 12/13/2009 at 5:59pm by Snake_Monkey

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