Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML

by sorrydad / 12/13/2009 at 1:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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    S, s   [es]
    –noun, plural S\'s or Ss, s\'s or ss.
    1.the 19th letter of the English alphabet, a consonant.
    2.any spoken sound represented by the letter S or s, as in saw, sense, or goose.
    3.something having the shape of an S.
    4.a written or printed representation of the letter S or s.
    5.a device, as a printer\'s type, for reproducing the letter S or s.

    #8 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:29pm by somepartsareme

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  • Ironically, mom was the model for the butt plugs.

    #9 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:43pm by perdix

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