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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Tee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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hahaha your bf is awesome!! can't you laugh at that??
get some humor pills

#2 - On 12/11/2009 at 10:08am by rlet

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aww he sounds funny!

#1 - On 12/11/2009 at 10:03am by xxmadicxx

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