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Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, "What are you thinking?" I reply, "Dead puppies." This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML


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On 12/10/2009 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by jlowder2 - United States (Illinois)

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dead puppies? really? why would you answer like that!!!

#1 - On 12/11/2009 at 3:29am by lizliz07

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hahahaha, i cant believe that turned her off,
i,ve tried flowers, chocalates, and even jewelry,
but in my experience, dead puppies has always gotten
women in the mood.
maybe next time, to really get her in the mood start whispering
"old man ball sack" in her ear over and over.

#7 - On 12/11/2009 at 5:25am by schwinn11

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