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Today, after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11296) - you deserved it (4932)

On 12/10/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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I'm gonna invent something to prevent this from happening. I'll just drape some long pieces of fabric over a rod screwed into the wall above the window that can be adjusted to cover x amount of the window. I'll call it a curtain.

I'LL MAKE MILLIONS.

#7 - On 12/10/2009 at 6:25pm by allmidnighteyes

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Your naked butt has eyes?

How do you know he was still there? Maybe he jumped to his death after seeing your nasty body.

#4 - On 12/10/2009 at 5:42pm by perdix

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