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Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)

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When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

#4 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:23pm by untoldfame

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#3 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:18pm by LuveitsGreat

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