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Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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On 11/22/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Arachnaphobic (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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lol, this is a awesome mental image

#2 - On 11/22/2009 at 10:30am by elgordito

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I hate spiders

#3 - On 11/22/2009 at 10:37am by Laxloverr24

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