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Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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On 11/21/2009 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by sleepwalker - United States (South Carolina)

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well you did sleep with him ;)

#4 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:41am by Shoemaster

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wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed

#1 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:28am by v1kt4r

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