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Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5278) - you deserved it (24201)

On 11/20/2009 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Ellen - United States

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So you guys had a real sex drive

#6 - On 11/21/2009 at 1:49pm by tropicthunder

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That's common sense, hope you learned from that cuz that's dangerous

#28 - On 08/29/2012 at 2:35pm by Sk8trlover19

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