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Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3454) - you deserved it (15881)

On 11/20/2009 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Ellen - United States

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So you guys had a real sex drive

#6 - On 11/21/2009 at 1:49pm by tropicthunder

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OP never said it was in neutral, just that it was not in park. it couldve been in reverse or drive...

#5 - On 11/21/2009 at 8:51am by DynamicDave

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