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Today, since we hadn't been romantic for a long time, I shaved, took a bath, cut my hair and snuggled up to my husband in bed. He got up, went to the computer, masturbated to porn, came back to bed and asked me what was for breakfast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (3488)

On 11/20/2009 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Inkabadger (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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He thinks porn is better than you... Time to step up your game.

Throw in a strap-on, some Furbies, and maybe even a spaghetti strainer.

#3 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:19pm by allmidnighteyes

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Face it, it's over. You don't have a husband, you have a roommate.

You need to go find some hot cock elsewhere, because your husband has forfeited his claim to your vajayjay. Your moment of truth will come when you walk in on him jerking of to porn and point at the horse cock on the screen and say, "My boyfriend's dick is even bigger."

#12 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:34pm by perdix

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