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Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12150) - you deserved it (1938)

On 11/08/2009 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by peacexout108 (woman) - United States (New York)

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