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Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10753) - you deserved it (1809)

On 11/05/2009 at 5:25am - intimacy - by Cate (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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