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Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11605) - you deserved it (1974)

On 11/05/2009 at 5:25am - intimacy - by Cate (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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And you held your breath WHY?

#6 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:44am by Pointy130

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Go hold the camera, you lazy bitch, and give us the link to where you post the video!

If you are going to suffer in any case, why shouldn't we get some good fapping material while you're up?

You probably ought to masturbate while the new girl provides the sound effects for you. Tell your housemate how that goes for you. The girlfriend can't be at your house ALL the time. ;)

#7 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:02am by perdix

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