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Today, I ran out of my usual hand lotion that I use for 'me time'. I instead decided to try and us my after shave lotion as a replacement. Apparently, my member doesn't agree with one of the ingredients, and has now swollen to the size of my fist. FML

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On 11/04/2009 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Metime (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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lmao, you guys, girls won't like it. Its probably hideously swollen, and its not like he can use it, pretty sure he'd be in constant pain. And he deserved it, there's no way that was even close to his best option lmao. I don't get how he didn't consider just going lotionless. Or is lotion a must, iunno... lmao

#9 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:31am by jchansfan

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I would buy a shitton of that stuff.

#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:23am by MaddogTotten

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