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Today, I ran out of my usual hand lotion that I use for 'me time'. I instead decided to try and us my after shave lotion as a replacement. Apparently, my member doesn't agree with one of the ingredients, and has now swollen to the size of my fist. FML
You sir, are an idiot. lmao Haven't you ever watched Home Alone? lmao
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015