Today, I ran out of my usual hand lotion that I use for 'me time'. I instead decided to try and us my after shave lotion as a replacement. Apparently, my member doesn't agree with one of the ingredients, and has now swollen to the size of my fist. FML

by Metime / 11/04/2009 at 11:17pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy

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