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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45123) - you deserved it (3053)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by jons (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Why do people
A. Scan through for reasons to NOT call it an FML.
B. Say it's a fake.

Do you have nothing better to do than sit on your ass all day and pick through a website. WHY would people make it up? I mean...crazy stuff has to happen to SOMEONE. And if they did or if it's bad, so what? At least it made the site.

#24 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:04am by City_at_war

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If it is true.. get a new doctor. You've got a creep.

#2 - On 02/17/2009 at 8:15pm by cbahh

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