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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks (37797) - you deserved it (2239)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by jons (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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