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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4865) - you totally deserved it (978)

On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:23am by brkn_hearted

LOL

#26 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:13pm by 123e3

FTW

#47 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:10pm by k43L1

isn't that sad, for both of you! maybe you can help him fix that

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:24am by fashioncm13

that's gross yet hilarious at th same time. thanks for ruining star wars forever!

#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:30am by cmac86

You said it Chewy!

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:30am by Ninjaface

if he's nice and a good boyfriend, get over it.

#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:30am by kindness

agreed

#34 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:30pm by bubbles94

So...? It's not a big deal.

#6 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:43am by BellaMuerte

better be good enough or else you'll have to find yourself a darth vader.

#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:39am by xoxcinderellaxox

No i dont!!!! I cant believe u wud put that on here!!

#8 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:41am by gigyfly

ROFLMFAO! touche!

#37 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:40am by brkn_hearted

YDI for saying "had it off"
Who even says that anymore, unless you're in primary school!?

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:44am by hqwoody327

Cums*

#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:49am by anonacs

Did he sound like Darth Vader when he finished?

#11 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:04am by MiniatureMayhem

Better chewy than Darth Vador
Imagine what he sounds like when he *cums*

#12 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:06am by bosshaug

I thought girls sounded like chewy when it happened. what comedian was that? Dane cook?

#13 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:42am by FHGrif

i believe it was :) and was it vicious circle that was mentioned?

#38 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:42am by brkn_hearted

Nookie with a Wookiee.

#14 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:57am by perdix

lmao!!!! as soon as i finished reading this I literally fell out o my seat due to laughter!!!!

#15 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:12am by XoRoxybabe615Xo

I'm curious, did he taste Chewy too?

#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:16am by skirtsteak

at least he doesn't sound like r2d2 screaming

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:45am by Butcher_1419

how is this a FML? its his problem so dump him, he's probably not going to get another girlfriend

#18 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:26am by bubblegun123

"Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."

#19 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:46am by mercyFML

Oh snap.

#45 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:57am by ajninamai

lmfao

#20 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:04am by TriniRockStar

Wow. What a shallow bitch.

#21 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:07am by GreenYamo

#17. haha.......I love r2d2's scream! lol

I would die from laughter if my bf sounded like that.

#22 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:09am by skyeyez9

But when he bones his male partners, he sounds like C3PO.

#23 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:47am by perdix

I wish I sounded like chewy when I cummed. thatd be mildly entertaining.

#24 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:38pm by Raiderwrstler65

O_O

No way!


RI

#25 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:40pm by RIKANA

I agree. Turnoff! You have to like the sounds your partner makes, otherwise sex is always going to be awkward.

#27 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:35pm by tony8pie

Did you say "Easy, Chewy"?

Or whatever that line is. I'm not a Star Wars buff.

#28 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:36pm by ScaryyMary

Lmao thats 2 funny

#29 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:04pm by Veronica_Reza

may the force be with you

#30 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:29pm by ClownSmilely

HAHAHA....maybe he was just doing your mating call!

#31 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:32pm by Fuck_your_face

ohh GOD! lOL goodluck with thatt!.

#32 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:50pm by DestinyYum

lolololol I hope they make another star wars

#33 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:03pm by mikes45

did he at least use the force?

#35 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:25pm by j0k3r69

Lmfao !

#36 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:13am by AnthonyxD

WOW never heard that one before LOL but iam guy

#39 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:47pm by Eliteguardians

lmfao that is the funniest thing

#40 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:05pm by Soccerbaby103

LOL! I think you should invest in an ipod and listen to music while your doing him, that way you can have great sex and block out his um..excitement sounds.

#41 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:43pm by eety

It could be worse...remember Jarjar?

#42 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:11pm by joemk2012

I agree with

#43 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:50pm by guitargirl011

At least yours doesn't sound like he has a mental disability.

#44 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:57pm by Jesssa

what does cumming mean??

give me a call 07764145832

#46 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:56pm by tomandhicky

wow fail 46, search it up online, or do you want calls since your Michael Jackson 2?

#48 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:49pm by slivermaster

UGHGUHGRUHGRUGRRUGRHGUGHUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
oh yeah.

#49 - On 11/10/2009 at 9:13am by ILIEKGIRLS

tomandhicky, are you currently living under a effing rock?! just so u knwo, cumming is when a guy has a orgasm and seaman comes out. DER! lawl!

#50 - On 11/10/2009 at 11:32pm by kay_lee13

Er...seaman means sailor. I think you mean semen. And the mental picture of a seaman coming out is quite disturbing. Thanks.

#53 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:56pm by pendatic

HAHAHA Nice Job.

#51 - On 11/11/2009 at 12:57am by GetPhysical

God, I hate reading this crap. Shit like "oh the chicken was better than he was" or "he sounds weird". Like you don't? Get over it.

#52 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:20am by Hllblzr310

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