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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7425) - you totally deserved it (1515)

On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:23am by brkn_hearted

LOL

#26 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:13pm by 123e3

FTW

#47 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:10pm by k43L1

that's hillarious

#74 - On 02/13/2010 at 6:32pm by kevick93

ew

#76 - On 02/23/2010 at 9:35pm by bri008

omg that's funny

#79 - On 03/10/2010 at 3:58pm by mattthew

isn't that sad, for both of you! maybe you can help him fix that

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:24am by fashioncm13

that's gross yet hilarious at th same time. thanks for ruining star wars forever!

#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:30am by cmac86

...yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Never again will Chewie's roaring seem quite so endearing.

#72 - On 02/10/2010 at 2:55pm by roadie42

You said it Chewy!

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:30am by Ninjaface

if he's nice and a good boyfriend, get over it.

#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:30am by kindness

agreed

#34 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:30pm by bubbles94

So...? It's not a big deal.

#6 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:43am by BellaMuerte

better be good enough or else you'll have to find yourself a darth vader.

#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:39am by xoxcinderellaxox

No i dont!!!! I cant believe u wud put that on here!!

#8 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:41am by gigyfly

ROFLMFAO! touche!

#37 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:40am by brkn_hearted

YDI for saying "had it off"
Who even says that anymore, unless you're in primary school!?

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:44am by hqwoody327

Cums*

#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:49am by anonacs

Did he sound like Darth Vader when he finished?

#11 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:04am by MiniatureMayhem

Better chewy than Darth Vador
Imagine what he sounds like when he *cums*

#12 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:06am by bosshaug

*Super extra deep breathing*

#78 - On 03/06/2010 at 10:02pm by zac12345

I thought girls sounded like chewy when it happened. what comedian was that? Dane cook?

#13 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:42am by FHGrif

i believe it was :) and was it vicious circle that was mentioned?

#38 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:42am by brkn_hearted

Nookie with a Wookiee.

#14 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:57am by perdix

lmao!!!! as soon as i finished reading this I literally fell out o my seat due to laughter!!!!

#15 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:12am by XoRoxybabe615Xo

I'm curious, did he taste Chewy too?

#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:16am by skirtsteak

at least he doesn't sound like r2d2 screaming

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:45am by Butcher_1419

hahah an r2d2 lmao

#70 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:10am by treesdevin

how is this a FML? its his problem so dump him, he's probably not going to get another girlfriend

#18 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:26am by bubblegun123

"Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."

#19 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:46am by mercyFML

Oh snap.

#45 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:57am by ajninamai

lmfao

#20 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:04am by TriniRockStar

Wow. What a shallow bitch.

#21 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:07am by GreenYamo

#17. haha.......I love r2d2's scream! lol

I would die from laughter if my bf sounded like that.

#22 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:09am by skyeyez9

But when he bones his male partners, he sounds like C3PO.

#23 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:47am by perdix

I wish I sounded like chewy when I cummed. thatd be mildly entertaining.

#24 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:38pm by Raiderwrstler65

O_O

No way!


RI

#25 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:40pm by RIKANA

I agree. Turnoff! You have to like the sounds your partner makes, otherwise sex is always going to be awkward.

#27 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:35pm by tony8pie

Did you say "Easy, Chewy"?

Or whatever that line is. I'm not a Star Wars buff.

#28 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:36pm by ScaryyMary

Lmao thats 2 funny

#29 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:04pm by Veronica_Reza

may the force be with you

#30 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:29pm by ClownSmilely

HAHAHA....maybe he was just doing your mating call!

#31 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:32pm by Fuck_your_face

ohh GOD! lOL goodluck with thatt!.

#32 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:50pm by DestinyYum

lolololol I hope they make another star wars

#33 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:03pm by mikes45

did he at least use the force?

#35 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:25pm by j0k3r69

Lmfao !

#36 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:13am by AnthonyxD

WOW never heard that one before LOL but iam guy

#39 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:47pm by Eliteguardians

lmfao that is the funniest thing

#40 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:05pm by Soccerbaby103

LOL! I think you should invest in an ipod and listen to music while your doing him, that way you can have great sex and block out his um..excitement sounds.

#41 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:43pm by eety

It could be worse...remember Jarjar?

#42 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:11pm by joemk2012

I agree with

#43 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:50pm by guitargirl011

At least yours doesn't sound like he has a mental disability.

#44 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:57pm by Jesssa

what does cumming mean??

give me a call 07764145832

#46 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:56pm by tomandhicky

wow fail 46, search it up online, or do you want calls since your Michael Jackson 2?

#48 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:49pm by slivermaster

UGHGUHGRUHGRUGRRUGRHGUGHUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
oh yeah.

#49 - On 11/10/2009 at 9:13am by ILIEKGIRLS

tomandhicky, are you currently living under a effing rock?! just so u knwo, cumming is when a guy has a orgasm and seaman comes out. DER! lawl!

#50 - On 11/10/2009 at 11:32pm by kay_lee13

Er...seaman means sailor. I think you mean semen. And the mental picture of a seaman coming out is quite disturbing. Thanks.

#53 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:56pm by pendatic

HAHAHA Nice Job.

#51 - On 11/11/2009 at 12:57am by GetPhysical

God, I hate reading this crap. Shit like "oh the chicken was better than he was" or "he sounds weird". Like you don't? Get over it.

#52 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:20am by Hllblzr310

right!!

#54 - On 11/21/2009 at 5:47pm by EngineeringBabe

C...3PO........lets BONE

#55 - On 12/01/2009 at 4:26am by theloofy

funniest thing i've ever heard!

#56 - On 12/07/2009 at 12:11pm by nikkideejay

LOL

#58 - On 12/21/2009 at 8:15pm by JessiKitty_lol

Better that than if he made darthvader sounds:)

#59 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:49am by duck2121


pretty sure you used the wrong version of "come", genius.

#60 - On 12/27/2009 at 4:04pm by stepup0220

Three months? Seriously? You SERIOUSLY think you'e been dating long enough to have sex?

#61 - On 12/28/2009 at 3:57pm by psychoxxxinvader

Like you have any say in when someone fucks the person THEY'RE dating? XD
MAYYYBE the OP is a whore. If they are, that is there business. Maybe they just like to cut to the chase. Nothing wrong with that.
Srsly, get your nose out of their business.

#66 - On 01/18/2010 at 6:44pm by Vurban

No man with self-respect will wait more then 3 months though, enjoy being alone all your life.

#67 - On 01/21/2010 at 4:55am by pepolshet

hopefully he doesn't look like jabba... ew... *shudders*

#62 - On 12/29/2009 at 10:53pm by minenotyours

we all have particular sex noises- mine just happens to be very sexy ;)

#63 - On 01/01/2010 at 4:13pm by kesha

I'm so sorry.... I had a guy like that once.... Creeped me out. Every time I ended up laughing. Needless to say, we didn't last long.

#64 - On 01/09/2010 at 11:10am by cyanide68

"Today, I was reading the funiest FML in history. I laugh so hard that I fell off my seat, hit my head, and got a concussion. FML" But really, is his lightsaver chewy? LMAO

#65 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:49am by FMYLIFEd00ds

#1, holy shit ahahahahahahaahahaha
and #65, its a lightSABER not lightSAVER you stupid asshole

#68 - On 01/27/2010 at 5:00am by post_insanity1

omg that's hilarious, I can barely stop laughing. but seriously I'm sure u can work this out with him all relationships need work

#69 - On 01/29/2010 at 12:53am by avery627

better than sounding like R2-D2 screaming...

#71 - On 02/06/2010 at 5:51am by SpideyRules

don't get it

#73 - On 02/11/2010 at 11:52pm by shanny411

someone's a picky little bitch aren't they.
*sarcasm* oh no! he's not completely perfect? fyl *sarcasm*

well it could be worse. he could sound like C3PO the whole time

#75 - On 02/22/2010 at 12:46am by XBCX96

that's scary!

#77 - On 02/28/2010 at 3:27am by Misguided_Ghost

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