Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol

isn't that sad, for both of you! maybe you can help him fix that

that's gross yet hilarious at th same time. thanks for ruining star wars forever!

You said it Chewy!

if he's nice and a good boyfriend, get over it.

So...? It's not a big deal.

better be good enough or else you'll have to find yourself a darth vader.

No i dont!!!! I cant believe u wud put that on here!!

YDI for saying "had it off"
Who even says that anymore, unless you're in primary school!?

Cums*

Did he sound like Darth Vader when he finished?

Better chewy than Darth Vador
Imagine what he sounds like when he *cums*

I thought girls sounded like chewy when it happened. what comedian was that? Dane cook?

Nookie with a Wookiee.

lmao!!!! as soon as i finished reading this I literally fell out o my seat due to laughter!!!!

I'm curious, did he taste Chewy too?

at least he doesn't sound like r2d2 screaming

how is this a FML? its his problem so dump him, he's probably not going to get another girlfriend

"Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."

lmfao

Wow. What a shallow bitch.

#17. haha.......I love r2d2's scream! lol

I would die from laughter if my bf sounded like that.

But when he bones his male partners, he sounds like C3PO.

I wish I sounded like chewy when I cummed. thatd be mildly entertaining.

O_O

No way!


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I agree. Turnoff! You have to like the sounds your partner makes, otherwise sex is always going to be awkward.

Did you say "Easy, Chewy"?

Or whatever that line is. I'm not a Star Wars buff.

Lmao thats 2 funny

may the force be with you

HAHAHA....maybe he was just doing your mating call!

ohh GOD! lOL goodluck with thatt!.

lolololol I hope they make another star wars

did he at least use the force?

Lmfao !

WOW never heard that one before LOL but iam guy

lmfao that is the funniest thing

LOL! I think you should invest in an ipod and listen to music while your doing him, that way you can have great sex and block out his um..excitement sounds.

It could be worse...remember Jarjar?

I agree with

At least yours doesn't sound like he has a mental disability.

what does cumming mean??

give me a call 07764145832

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oh yeah.

tomandhicky, are you currently living under a effing rock?! just so u knwo, cumming is when a guy has a orgasm and seaman comes out. DER! lawl!

HAHAHA Nice Job.

God, I hate reading this crap. Shit like "oh the chicken was better than he was" or "he sounds weird". Like you don't? Get over it.

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