Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7425) - you totally deserved it (1515)
On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol
#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:23am by brkn_hearted
isn't that sad, for both of you! maybe you can help him fix that
#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:24am by fashioncm13
better be good enough or else you'll have to find yourself a darth vader.
#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:39am by xoxcinderellaxox
YDI for saying "had it off"
Who even says that anymore, unless you're in primary school!?
#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:44am by hqwoody327
i believe it was :) and was it vicious circle that was mentioned?
#38 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:42am by brkn_hearted
lmao!!!! as soon as i finished reading this I literally fell out o my seat due to laughter!!!!
#15 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:12am by XoRoxybabe615Xo
how is this a FML? its his problem so dump him, he's probably not going to get another girlfriend
#18 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:26am by bubblegun123
I wish I sounded like chewy when I cummed. thatd be mildly entertaining.
#24 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:38pm by Raiderwrstler65
I agree. Turnoff! You have to like the sounds your partner makes, otherwise sex is always going to be awkward.
Did you say "Easy, Chewy"?
Or whatever that line is. I'm not a Star Wars buff.
#28 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:36pm by ScaryyMary
LOL! I think you should invest in an ipod and listen to music while your doing him, that way you can have great sex and block out his um..excitement sounds.
wow fail 46, search it up online, or do you want calls since your Michael Jackson 2?
#48 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:49pm by slivermaster
UGHGUHGRUHGRUGRRUGRHGUGHUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
oh yeah.
#49 - On 11/10/2009 at 9:13am by ILIEKGIRLS
tomandhicky, are you currently living under a effing rock?! just so u knwo, cumming is when a guy has a orgasm and seaman comes out. DER! lawl!
Er...seaman means sailor. I think you mean semen. And the mental picture of a seaman coming out is quite disturbing. Thanks.
God, I hate reading this crap. Shit like "oh the chicken was better than he was" or "he sounds weird". Like you don't? Get over it.
#52 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:20am by Hllblzr310
pretty sure you used the wrong version of "come", genius.
#60 - On 12/27/2009 at 4:04pm by stepup0220
Three months? Seriously? You SERIOUSLY think you'e been dating long enough to have sex?
#61 - On 12/28/2009 at 3:57pm by psychoxxxinvader
Like you have any say in when someone fucks the person THEY'RE dating? XD
MAYYYBE the OP is a whore. If they are, that is there business. Maybe they just like to cut to the chase. Nothing wrong with that.
Srsly, get your nose out of their business.
hopefully he doesn't look like jabba... ew... *shudders*
#62 - On 12/29/2009 at 10:53pm by minenotyours
I'm so sorry.... I had a guy like that once.... Creeped me out. Every time I ended up laughing. Needless to say, we didn't last long.
"Today, I was reading the funiest FML in history. I laugh so hard that I fell off my seat, hit my head, and got a concussion. FML" But really, is his lightsaver chewy? LMAO
#65 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:49am by FMYLIFEd00ds
#1, holy shit ahahahahahahaahahaha
and #65, its a lightSABER not lightSAVER you stupid asshole
#68 - On 01/27/2010 at 5:00am by post_insanity1
omg that's hilarious, I can barely stop laughing. but seriously I'm sure u can work this out with him all relationships need work
someone's a picky little bitch aren't they.
*sarcasm* oh no! he's not completely perfect? fyl *sarcasm*
well it could be worse. he could sound like C3PO the whole time
