Sex and Intimacy: WAURGH - FML

WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By kblevss - 05/01/2013 09:21 - United States - Bayville

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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brkn_hearted 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 9:23

better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:57

Nookie with a Wookiee.

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mikes45 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:03

lolololol I hope they make another star wars

j0k3r69 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 5:25

did he at least use the force?

AnthonyxD_fml 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 8:13

Lmfao !

Eliteguardians 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 21:47

WOW never heard that one before LOL but iam guy

Soccerbaby103 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 3:05

lmfao that is the funniest thing

eety 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 3:43

LOL! I think you should invest in an ipod and listen to music while your doing him, that way you can have great sex and block out his um..excitement sounds.

joemk2012 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 4:11

It could be worse...remember Jarjar?

guitargirl011 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 4:50

I agree with

Jesssa 0

Friday 6 November 2009 0:57

At least yours doesn't sound like he has a mental disability.

ajninamai 0

Friday 6 November 2009 7:57

Oh snap.

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