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Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML

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On 11/01/2009 at 5:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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So your first time together was going to be in the back of your car. That's so classy. You probably had a top hat and monocle on at the time, didn't you?

#9 - On 11/01/2009 at 8:47pm by littlegolferboy

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Connect Four? Is that where you do 69 and finger each other's assholes?

That's four connections, right?

A bit awkward and not to my liking, but a pretty fair alternative to screwing.

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:41pm by perdix

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