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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML


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On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

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Guys need to admit they need some guidance when we are down there. We just basically have a hot dog, and if you've ever had a popsicle, you've had sufficient training in fellatio. (Lots of girls don't have a clue what to do with the balls.) You women have this labyrinth of lips and folds and nubbins and slots, and we have no idea when to begin! Even harder if it's covered in hair.

So, if a sneeze is better than his technique, YDI for not telling him what you want! He ain't down there for his own enjoyment and would be rightfully pissed if he found out his efforts were for naught.

#7 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:26am by perdix

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bahahahhah. gross much.

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:11am by Grillypower

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