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Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12035) - you deserved it (3204)

On 10/29/2009 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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