By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 18:47 - Canada

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Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
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perdix 29

Why did you buy so many? I'd call that ****-eyed optimism!

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tgm0112 0

#2 Latex loses elasticity and becomes more likely to fail upon operation. Takes several years, mind you, but it happens. #3 You're a moron.

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hyphymowgli 0

damn that sucks man!!! i would definitely work on that.

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goldenlad 0

I can only commiserate that you've not had any lately, but I also applaud you that you are sensible enough to throw out expired condoms. There's too many stupid people out there who have no idea that they expire, (read the packets people). If more people were as sensible as you, there'd be fewer cases of HIV and other STDs.

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jchansfan 0

I hope it stays that active... 'cause I'm mean... lol

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kukopia 0

Shoulda sold em on ebay - surely some drug mule would LUV a bargain! Or freshen em up w/ armor-all!

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manjunk 0

somebody had high expectations of themselves... especially considering condoms have a shelf life of 3-4 years if im not mistaken

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idontloveyou_86 0

i think it is good that this man is dedicating his life to something else. when you're the prime minister, you don't have time for that. or even if you're not the prime minister. basically nobody should have sex ever. stop the smut, save the splanet.

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