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Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when he's with me. In his defense, "he doesn't look at their face or boobs. Just their ass." FML


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On 10/25/2009 at 11:56am - intimacy - by pandroida (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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that's a lousy defense. but that doesn't make him the only boyfriend who looks; it just makes him the only one who admits it. give him extra points for honesty, and make it clear that he can look but don't touch.

#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm by Silentknight

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Tell him that's OK, when you check out other guys, you're not looking at their cocks, just the balls. Fair's fair.

#8 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:07pm by perdix

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