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Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said "you smell really good." He turned to me and said "You don't." FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 3:10am - intimacy - by pixie (woman) - United States (New York)

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Harsh for the first time, but I wish I could think up comebacks that fast. Mine always come like 30 seconds later, which, is not really a long time, but it is to have a 30 second break in a conversation.

#2 - On 02/17/2009 at 10:19am by Hannah

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Lulz - Fair point. However, it's still not nice. Finding yourself naked with somebody for the first time is challenging enough so getting this kind of comment is obviously hurtful. Even if it was just a joke, it was unnecessary.

#6 - On 02/17/2009 at 12:05pm by Lilu01

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