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Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15504) - you deserved it (3667)

On 10/16/2009 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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watch porn

#3 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:18am by alexandriababyy

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YDI for not being resourceful enough to know how to use household appliances to relieve sexual frustration. Especially when you have a neighbor that puts on demonstrations.

#15 - On 10/18/2009 at 6:55am by perdix

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