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Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39343) - you deserved it (7456)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

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This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 12:41am by csigabajnok

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Dude, you have no idea how good it feels to have a huge, pulsing dick in you, do you? When you stop moving (usually to hold back on cumming) it still feels really good! If you leave it at just the right spot, it's a huge turn-on! Keep that in mind.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am by SuperDais

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