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Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9774) - you deserved it (30422)

On 10/08/2009 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Wow, I think my mom works with you...

#3 - On 10/08/2009 at 5:34pm by D_R_A_M_A

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Oh you're a smart one, aren't you?

YDI for not noticing the button jammed in your back.

#2 - On 10/08/2009 at 5:14pm by brinky09

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