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Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17795) - you deserved it (2607)

On 10/07/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by fatnick (man) - United States (California)

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Hey, at least you're getting some.

#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:11pm by dacho

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Least this way she's not gunna just lay there, so'll actually get into it some more. Everybody wins.

#3 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:19pm by White667

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