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Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25805) - you deserved it (3136)

On 10/06/2009 at 9:53am - intimacy - by Crappit (man) - United States (New York)

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it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.

#2 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:55pm by flyboy57

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...well, that *is* funny

#1 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:53pm by blackie123

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