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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9141) - you deserved it (37665)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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You're fucked up buddy.

#2 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:51am by viral

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well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms vagina, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

#4 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:03am by danielbudzynski

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