Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidently called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3890) - you totally deserved it (14990)
On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
he is fucked up yes, but what is her name? lol i think we'd all like to know, cause if it is like martha, then it is sorta ok, still not ok, if it is like christine, then you have a problem and want to fuck your mom!!! haha
Freudian slip? do you secretly want to do your mom or something?
#3 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:59am by Redrosesandrain
well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms vagina, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard
#4 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:03am by danielbudzynski
incest is wrong and should be illegal i hope for your sake its not suppressed memories
#10 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:53am by thesicmrcastle
that's wrong, incest is disgusting, I think I threw up a little in my mouth
#11 - On 10/01/2009 at 8:20am by xxERINxx
He's not a redneck, just a Newfie. Although I suppose that's just as bad.
#27 - On 10/01/2009 at 2:11pm by littlegolferboy
Haha I've never heard before of canadians being associated with incest like southerners, but that's good to know. Lmao
You think that's bad.. One time I accidently called out "Dad" when I was with my mom!
#18 - On 10/01/2009 at 11:10am by GodsOfWrath
hold up, GodsOfWrath...
"One time I accidently called out "Dad" when I was WITH my mom!"
["with"] as in, beside her or inside her?
#46 - On 10/02/2009 at 6:50am by GerbilsCheat102
everyones called their teacher "Mom" at least once. :/
#21 - On 10/01/2009 at 11:18am by youaresofucked
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I'm sorry, but that's funny and creepy at the same time. I was going to say something about Freud, but it looks like several people have beaten me to it. Oh well.
#22 - On 10/01/2009 at 11:25am by doubleAbattery
I don't even have to scroll down for this one... I'm sure you got mad heat for this one. anyways, that's sick
that sucks atleast you didnt call her your ex girlfriends name that would have been worse lol =) if shes still with you thats hypee
#48 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:24pm by thedancergirl
I try to be funny when i comment but thats just fucked up sick dude real fuckin sick... SEEK HELP SOON
#51 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:22pm by OneFuckedGuy
Fuck you plain and simple you moron, oh and there was a similar fml to this from a chicks side
#52 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:58pm by RetardedBuddy
cuz thats original and all.
there is something seriously wrong with you.
#57 - On 10/05/2009 at 10:46am by im_a_dinosaur
Well, Freud might have something to say about that. All I have to day though is that that's really fucked up, buddy.
I seem to be the only one here who actually thinks this is fricken funny XD
#63 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:49pm by lil_miss_shorty
Uhmm... A-W-K-W-A-R-D much? Seriously though, that had to suck.
#64 - On 10/23/2009 at 11:30pm by LadyGaGaRox
I accidently called a teacher Mom in the second grade and was moritfied, i cant imagine how you must have felt
#65 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:00pm by Failure2Life
how do you even do that unless you were thinking about your mom while you were doing it? which is sick btw....
#66 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:44pm by superclumsy
lol well mabey he is a little bad at sex and he cums fast so he was thinking of his mom so he wouldnt come which is still nasty i mean he could be thinking bout like something else
LMAO.....I have a mate who has done this twice to the same girl - her names mel, and she likes to say "whats my name?" while screwing. First time he calls out "Craig". Second time, months later, he calls out "Sarah". He's always a laugh.
#77 - On 01/04/2010 at 9:10pm by rainbownorth
My husband is a damned comedian, and was getting tired of me always "finishing" too far ahead of him, so he came up with a strategy to slow me down - without my knowledge. Just as I was getting close, he leaned up, crowed like a rooster, then started bobbing his head and clucking. Yeah, needless to say I was completely derailed, lol.
#78 - On 01/10/2010 at 4:16pm by jzombiemom
