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Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

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On 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by pummy (man) - United States (Texas)

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i totally thought this was going in a different direction!

#1 - On 09/30/2009 at 3:45am by mrollg

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i thought your gf would go along with it and you would get mad haha

#6 - On 09/30/2009 at 1:32pm by tothepound

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