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Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple of weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50151) - you deserved it (7000)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by manda (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

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Yeah, you didn't have to explain that to her. The insurance explanation of benefits document won't be that descriptive...

#2 - On 02/16/2009 at 10:14pm by neujersey

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Quite possibly the only thing funnier than this post was that conversation with your mother

#9 - On 02/17/2009 at 3:07am by Novaeangliae

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