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Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by IBleedArbor - United States (Connecticut)

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You have a GREAT mum!

#1 - On 02/16/2009 at 8:04pm by Hans.

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Lol, that's hilarious and brutal. But maybe she wasn't being mean. Maybe she means girlfriends just add stress, because you'd have to get brave and ask one out, figure out nice dates and whatnot.

#6 - On 02/16/2009 at 9:07pm by FunWriter20

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