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Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that one move where you thrust your pelvis forward, and swing you hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3834) - you deserved it (13341)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Dumbfuck (man) - United States (Texas)

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