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Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23552) - you deserved it (2040)

On 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Madison43097 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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You know, that really makes you wonder who's that was. If it's your parents, then FYL. That would be gross. :x

#2 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:46pm by OhhxGoshhxAri

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It was your neighboor, and a dog!

#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:51pm by Nocturnal558

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