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Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML

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On 09/23/2009 at 6:43am - intimacy - by fuzzy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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You need to shave it a few times on a regular basis to stop the rash.

#1 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:53am by keithfeeney

UHM you should do that anyway

#2 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:55am by haleystarship

third!

#3 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:32am by badboybaker

YDI for not shaving regularly

#4 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:59am by alex_mu

anyone notice that fmylife.com has child proofed stuff like under the FMyLife banner, it used to have a curse word and intimacy used to be sex?

#5 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:45pm by burtonboard97

This was discussed months ago.

#12 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:57pm by caticaticati

it's also best to shave with the direction of hair, not against it. and cheap ass razors are a no no.

#6 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:57pm by lrb081

YDI. see when you let a bush grow then shave it for special occassions you develop a rash, but if you keep it shaved, you won't be getting rashes. Please don't grow a bush again.

#7 - On 09/23/2009 at 1:42pm by lovespeaceandsmi

lmao! k love how her name is "fuzzy"

#8 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:22pm by kibbleznbitz0

Shave anyways, no one likes a wookie

#9 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:26pm by Fenix0147

ydi for not always beiing shaved

#10 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:33pm by RagePX

It IS infected. Next time steralize the razor with rubbing alcohol, then after shaving apply iodine solution to the entire area and leave it on for a few minutes before washing it off. You may also want to follow up with some antibiotic ointment.

#11 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:50pm by tony8pie

oh please, it's just razorburn. it happens to everyone the first few times they shave, or if they shave with a dull blade. OP doesn't need to bust out the rubbing alcohol and iodine, just upkeep the landscaping with the same regularity as her legs and pits.

#18 - On 09/23/2009 at 9:07pm by diet_otaku

Not very well planned on your part - didn't you know that nearly always happens the first few times? Don't worry about it. Just give it some time to heal, try again when you don't have anything better to do. Make sure you use a good shaving gel or cream, and a sharp razor.

Shaving one's nethers is such a hassle, I typically only do it three times a year. Frankly I am a bit offended by the suggestion in other comments that one should shave all the time. Being hairy is natural. **Go with what works for you.** My partner likes it when I'm shaved, but he has the decency to not even ask me to do so. It can be quite itchy when the stubble grows back out, and he knows that.

#13 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:59pm by Nagamori

pubic hair is natural, sure, but so is armpit hair and leg hair, and a vast majority of women shave that without complaint. it's not really that OP *has* to shave, but if she (and her bf) like that look, she does need to do it regularly to avoid getting razorburn.

#19 - On 09/23/2009 at 9:09pm by diet_otaku

u dont shave pubic hair u wax it off... shaving does this... basic kinky health 101 :P

#14 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:36pm by lahp

....well that's gotta hurt. but if you do it reguarly then it'll go away. it's a matter of preference.

#15 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:43pm by moonlit_manga

just turn off the lights and he wont notice :)

#16 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:52pm by ohsosweet

You should of just used a lawnmower and avoided the whole situation

#17 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:11pm by melkawa11

do you know the muff man?

#20 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:52am by Jonathan33

yeah please keep it shaved on a regular basis.

#21 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:52am by cmac86

Landing strips for the win!

#22 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:10pm by captainmaharet

Nice plan, FYL for the rash

#23 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:04pm by Nocturnal558

If it was the first time in awhile... Which, obviously, it was... You should have done it just a little befor he got there.. but kudos for knowing what a man likes ;)

#24 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:51pm by hank2222

Aw you poor thing.
Yeah you're really not supposed to shave down there..
The hair protects it from infections and stuff
And keeps it warm during the winter :3

#25 - On 09/27/2009 at 8:09am by LikeOhMahGoose

man there are a lot of fkd comments on here.
you can't telll her to "please keep in shaved" its got nothing to do with you, its her minge.

#27 - On 10/05/2009 at 11:14am by im_a_dinosaur

NOOB :) lol ignore the negative comments.. but if you wana keep shaving here are some tips:

- DO NOT shave everyday. (give it some time to grow back a little)
- Take a long shower / bath beforehand.
- ALWAYS use plenty of shaving cream / gel.
- NEVER use a dull razor. don't use something with like 5 blades either, you don't need that many!
- shave inwards. like.. in the opposite direction.

or... jus get it waxed. im not gona lie, it hurts like hell. (people say it gets better as you do it more, but its not true. it hurts the same EVERYTIME) but it does last longer!

hope that helped w your problem a bit lol.

#28 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:07am by han1213

I totally sympathize with you. It sucks, I know.

#29 - On 10/11/2009 at 1:05am by His_Phoenix

that happened to me and i waxed! so wtf! and i'm super clean so i don't get it

#30 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:04am by Lysosome

Its just razor burn

#31 - On 11/18/2009 at 3:17am by xpoizonxkizzx

its only smooth the first day, and goes dwn hill from there ):

#32 - On 11/28/2009 at 1:24am by BaBiiSpAnKy821

ydi you should shave or wax regularly, it's a hassel yes but it'll keep ur man happy

#33 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:37pm by foscblondie23

I know it sounds painful, but I find it works best to either shave the day of, or shave two days before then tweeze the hairs that have begun to grown back. It gets the hair out by the root, keeps it clean much longer, and prevents razor burn.

#34 - On 01/11/2010 at 12:35pm by heroinchic

Poor you. Razor burn hurts quite badly.
I completely understand, though.
When I was younger, I did the same thing. :p
I shave every week or so now and it keeps the razor burn to a minimum.
My boyfriend doesn't really care either way, though.
Also, if your boyfriend does notice razor burn, he'll probably understand. x]
My boyfriend does.
He's shaved before. x]

#36 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:52pm by spicyhotcheetos

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