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Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (116421) - you deserved it (21525)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

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In his defense, that game is awesome.

#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 7:27am by Tipsybeaver

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Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

#3 - On 03/23/2009 at 7:29am by Ybot

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