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Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54089) - you deserved it (16186)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by pineapple456 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I'm with the girl in this FML here, I hate it when i'm just making out with a guy, having fun, and he assumes that I want to have sex with him

#43 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:35pm by darkblue_13

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So technically, you weren't hooking up.

#1 - On 02/16/2009 at 5:55pm by Sarah

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