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Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML


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On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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thats a little creepy, jacking off to a pic of your ex?

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 2:50pm by husihfhuifhsw

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"Hmm... well... I'm on AIM with my friends... huh.. nothing much happening, I guess. What's this, an old picture of my ex? Huh.. wow. Forgot how hot she looked. Think I might just casually jack off now. Formal masturbating isn't really what I'm up for today. Oh, looks like Fred's IMing me.. I'm just getting warmed up here, might as well look at it. Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Was that a...?! Bending over?!? She was...!?! Granny?!? Ughhh! Oh god. Oh god."

#13 - On 03/19/2009 at 2:40am by up_up_up

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