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Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11374) - you deserved it (17833)

On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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