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Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by Laceylace (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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I say post the letter! Let us decide. lol

#3 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:01pm by firefox42

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"dear boyfriend

I want you to ride me like Seabiscuit. Spank me with a "riding crop". I then want to lick it clean."

if it was something like that id say the same thing he did lol

#6 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:04pm by dwights

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