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Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin and in a puddle of my own wee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7599) - you deserved it (28731)

On 09/15/2009 at 4:13am - intimacy - by mybad7 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."

#4 - On 09/15/2009 at 10:54am by requieminadream

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Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.

#1 - On 09/15/2009 at 10:32am by MoonyIce

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