Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin and in a puddle of my own wee. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3056) - you totally deserved it (11977)
On 09/15/2009 at 4:13am - intimacy - by mybad7 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Wait until you're married, honestly. it's safer and healthier and anyone who would defile you before then doesn't deserve you! :)
#3 - On 09/15/2009 at 10:49am by DynamicDave
ur a fuk seriously im sik of all this religous bull shit its a personal opinion for u i get that... sweet dnt av sex b4 marrage then but fuk off with the tellin other ppl not to do it its just fuking anoying
Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."
#4 - On 09/15/2009 at 10:54am by requieminadream
why do you drink that much in a situation like that??
of course it sux, but still, it's your own fault, YDI
wow, you're over the top. yeah, being drunk sucks, but being caught drunk doesn't mean you should be in jail for 5 years. Being caught drunk while driving, sure, i have NO problem with that. But just being caught drunk, over the top. We live in a country of freedom. Freedom to drink, freedom to chose how much to drink. if you want to make yourself sick from it, then so be it, but it's not a 5 years in jail penalty that's needed. Not to mention our jails are already overpopulated enough.
#16 is a joke, in name and content, amiright?
OP: Sorry to hear that. Shit happens sometimes. Try, try again.
#25 - On 09/16/2009 at 2:15pm by FoundManyLemons
yeah, i gotta say, if you're not mature enough to call is piss, pee or urine, but you default to "wee" like some kid would, then you're DEFINITELY not mature enough to be having sexual relations. YDI
i thought for sure this was going to say i woke up and wasn't a virgin anymore.
#21 - On 09/15/2009 at 10:41pm by mylifeisfuckeddd
YDI for being a virgin, not being able to handle your drink, and for saying "Wee"
#22 - On 09/16/2009 at 12:32am by yhw718
proud_liberal..go fuck yourself. honestly. if you vomit from drinking too much, that does not mean you are an alcoholic, it means that you had alcohol poisoning. get over it. people drink and get intoxicated. it's a right. as long as the said person is being responsible while drinking, there is nothing wrong. you can take your fucking bigoted opinions and shove it.
If you are that nervous to sleep with your boyfriend, take that as a sign that you are not ready and that he is not the right guy. It is ok to be a virgin. Do not let a boy pressure you into doing something so huge as this. You only get one shot at it. You do not get your virginity back if you are not happy or if you brake up. Save if for someone special. And the " if you love me you will do it" stuff that boys like to say. You can tell them in response that " if you love me you will wait until i am ready" do not let anyone pressure you into this. When it is the right person you will know and you will not have to get this drunk to calm your nerves. Respect yourself enough to say i am in control of this no one else.
YDI for saying wee . That's just sorta sad. But other than that; This seems like it was you're fault. Ydi for that too !
#27 - On 09/16/2009 at 4:24pm by vivayasania
I've seen seven recent FMLs, about how girls and and the term urine used a lot. I'm losing faith.
#28 - On 09/16/2009 at 11:33pm by Jincos
hmm..dont be so so sure yur still a virgin, he could have got you drunk then raped you. nvr know....
#30 - On 09/20/2009 at 4:45pm by KellySaysRawr3
Are you sure it's your "wee"? Maybe your boyfriend was mad that you passed out and denied him the sex he has been waiting for, so he pissed on you.
just like everyone else hade already said . YDI for using "wee"
#34 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:22pm by Jefferson207
You dumb idiots. Did you not realize that this person isn't from the USA? They apparently don't use the same lingo as us. As for the writer, you know your limits now. I'm sorry it happened like that.
#35 - On 09/30/2009 at 3:33am by jensmlyons1
WTF is with all you ppl going off about "wee"? it's a term some English speaking countries use ok so stfu
don't be nervous abt sex. it cones naturally. ur first time might actually suck but still... don't be nervous.
most of yall people are haters. I'm sure you've all done something just a goofy or said something just as stupid. grow up and get over it.
