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Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turns sexual. He stops responding but I continue with the conversation. Then I get a response: "this is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17106) - you deserved it (6079)

On 09/15/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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why would you continue the conversation? if the other person stops responding, there's no point talking because you don't know if they're reading what you're saying.

#8 - On 09/15/2009 at 7:58am by triplethreat13

See in context

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oh ouch that sucks

#1 - On 09/15/2009 at 6:18am by SlightlyGPirate

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